Hot Spot Found on Saturn

Future astronauts were thrilled by the discovery of a hot spot on Saturn. They will now be able to use their wireless access minutes at Starbucks across America, major airports as well as Saturn.
Security professionals immediately sounded an alarm. If these war drivers can pick up a hot spot on Saturn, imagine what they can do with the signal from the wifi equipment at your house!!!

The preceding blog entry was a joke based on the AP headline Astronomers Find ‘Hot Spot’ on Saturn.